Why Would the Lord Put the Clitoris…There?

Simone Samuels
2 min readOct 20, 2023

Something I’ve always thought about (yes, for years now and yes, I think about these things) is the placement of the clitoris.

(I know, a loud thought. But hear me out. It’s one of those Fridays. I’m in my Jada Pinkett-Smith era).

Lord, why would you put it… there?

I’m not trying to say that I could have designed the (cis-gender/AFAB) female body better than God, but wouldn’t it have made more sense to place the clitoris at the entrance of the vagina or even on the upper wall near the G spot or the bottom wall near the perineal sponge for 1) better blended orgasms and 2) it would be naturally stimulated by a thrusting penis or any other inserted object? Or at least put it somewhere where it is necessarily involved — like the frenulum or glans of the penis?

But instead, the good Lord placed it in such a random spot, easy to be missed and neglected. It’s like having a doorbell far removed from the door.

You have to deliberately and intentionally incorporate it into intercourse. It’s just so up and out of the way.

And maybe that’s the point — you really should be going out of your way to please your partner. Huh.

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Simone Samuels
Simone Samuels

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